I am Day 3! ( Courtesy from Minz)

Chinnie

Dear Chinnie, You might stand higher than me; with your pretty head fraternizing with the clouds in the heavens above, and your arms' capacity to reach furthur than anyone in class, down all the way and off that ACURSED Sit-And-Reach board. But there will always be one thing you will have to remain behind me for the rest of your tall-lanky-willowy-I-WANT-TO-STRANGLE-YOU-ALREADY life.YOUR REGISTER NUMBER! TAKE THAT!!That's the ONE THING my father's contribution had led to the sucess of my trying to RISE ABOVE The One Who Is Beyond, Who Is None Other Than Lichin, by giving me my SURNAME!

For doggone years, owing to the OCD register-numbered arrangements the school had put us in, you and I had always had our fair sweeps of The Long Distance Eraser Sheddings Flinging: Singles Championships. Your forehand flicks (often accompanied by a kick from your LONG legs on the back of my chair) is unbeatable, BUT rarely unmatched by my invincible backhand lobs.

I also remember the times when you have UNSUCESSFULLY tried to impart your profound knowledge of the ancient language, Hakka, to me where I have, in ball-busting attempts, (should I have balls, I'm sure I would have busted all 47 of them) tried to learn and remember how to say them at your appropriate promting.

For some head-slapping reason, you like to refer to yourself affectionally as a PRUDE. Okay, so you shrink like a turtled dick when Jean and I, The Porn Wonder, exchange mundane information about the different types of acrobatic positions one should contort oneself to attain the MAXIMUM PLEASURE POSSIBLE, or discuss about the availability of the different brands of self-warming lubricants in the market today, OR certain unprintable tips and information immoral enough to even blush a seasoned prostitute.

Unfortunately Chinnie, prudes are SUPPOSED to be UGLY. And sadly, the International Prudist Organization reviewed your application and wrote to me saying that due to the classification of your profile at: IMMESE BEAUTY, they will only confirm your membership after you are in compliance with their Code of Appearance:

1. Gorge out one-half of each eye. (Preferably with a blunt instrument)

2. Get an angry person to bash your beautiful cheekbones in. and

3. The partial removal of 6 digits. (Preferably 4 fingers and 2 toes)As your close friend, I advice that you think this membership through. And also due to the fact that I'm your close friend and will support whatever decision you choose to make, I will even volunteer to be your "Angry Person" in Clause #2 above.

Love,She Who Never Fails To Get The Giggles Whenever She Says She's With The Boys' Brigade

Public Apology to Ms. Yeung Eva

I refer to my earlier post.

According to vertification , she had not gotten my name wrong.
Its was done on purpose . Therefore, judging from all elements,
i apologies for the misunderstanding.

EVA, DUI BU QI! *bows

Note: We still did not quarrel. So hard, just so hard

My Name

Actually i had plans for my blog but ms eva gave me a topic. My name, yes MY NAME!

*ahem. Tries to clear throat a little.....

YOU ARE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL WOMAN! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY WRITE MY NAME WRONGLY ?????? THIS IS SUCH AN UNFORGIVABLE SIN !!! I AM SO UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU....

Walks off to the shelf to get glue.

For what u may ask ? To glue back my fragile, tiny little heart.

We have been close friends since pri 4. Ever since the day my mum went off to buy vegetable leaving me sitting near the staircase, feeling hungry and lonely.

** Eva skips past

Hao Lian. I thought gingerly to myself.

We had been enemies in our own rights. I hate her "apple" gown she wears EVERYWHERE!
* oopz, i just blurted out a ugly past of hers.

** Eva hops back

"What are you sitting here for?" She looks at me suspiously. I bet she was hoping that i was locked out by my mum so she could laugh at me.

" My mum went market" I replied. Stupid question .

"You wanna go my house to wait?"

Being the starved me, i suddenly thought of her as my angel.

And i was stuck with her for 14 years!

14 youth light years of my life!!!!!

AND YOU ACTUALLY GOT MY NAME WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chin, The Giant

I was telling Lia here (New character to my blog!) Side Track abit, she is my colleague of 6 mths i think. I interviewed her. The poor girl. The first question i asked her was, do you need a special room to pray ? Aha! And she thought i was some blubbering idiot who is living in Mars!
She is a poor dear whom i bully frequently with my paperworks so i could play more games during lunchie~! But at least she gets to go home on time! *grumbles and stares at her.
Deepest consolendence for sitting right next to me! * Beams Brightly!
Thank you Lia!!!

Anyway, i was telling her that i might just wanna saw my neck 2cm shorter and my legs 6cm.
I was watching the latest MV of "Yang Cheng Ling". This pretty 150cm (i think only) lass, who had long curly hair , big wide eyes, pouty lips and looks absolutely like a doll whom even I, would want to protect her!

Which on cue, I told Lia, i wanted to have that hairstyle. ( and she laughed and laughed)

To those friends of mine who think it is so cool to tower over most girls and even some guys ? YOU ARE WRONG! i always feel like a hideous out-of-shape giant next to you all! I envy the fact that you guys get to wear frilly little doll dresses with classy heels. Which i would totally look like a freaking freak freak should i ever try the same thing!

And its all Eva's fault!

Note: Chin's fantasized ideal height would be 160cm.

Names for Kids

Lalalalalala... my hair is in a disgusting mess. I look like a dump. Feeling like crap. But i still think i'm living in a beautiful world.

I am gonna be an auntie AGAIN! *jumps around excitely. Its a boy and i get the chance to name him! My sister, being in her usual nonsensical mood, ask for comments for the name "Robert Ang". Translate to chinese ... "Red Carrot" Gosh, i mean which mother would honestly name her son this?!

Better yet, i had this Hong Kong friend who was called "Hydrogen". Your first reaction will be... "ya, then his brothers are oxygen and nitrogen rite?" Bingo! You had got it correctly! His father, is a chemist and therefore the name. But honestly, the name would have me steroetyped! I would change my name the upon turning 21.

But of course, not all of these for-primary-kids-to-laugh-at-names are named by parents. I had once read this article of this girl called "Breatheless". I am very very glad that i have no linking to her personally. Might as well call yourself "Moaning" or "Out-Of-Breath" right ? *sheesh

My name, HON Li Chin on the otherhand was named by my dad. Becoz it simply sounds nice. I'd always thought so too, until one day i heard this malay auntie shouting my name. I kept looking @ her direction but she was not looking at me but instead hollering at passerbys who walked pass the floor she had just mopped. Tat is when, Muttie (my missing sec filthy rich also currently in LA classmate) laughed and explained to me that "Li Chin" means "slippery" in Malay!!!

To think my dad is a pure blood Malaysian himself!

How I Will Die ?!

Note: Minz! My Dear Daughter! *pats your hair endearingly. I am so sorry that i hadnt been a responsible enough "mother" when you were growing up. Throwing you into that childcare centre! I know you have suffered! *whoopz sorry uncle Ho!

But you muz, YOU MUZ avenge for me! OR I WILL BE BACK TO HAUNT YOU!

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Why We Blog!

Right, to all those frens who had missed me dearly while i was out to my company's warehouse, working my butt out and currently having body aches due to the lack of exercise, i'm sorry. Esp to ms jean lim who got panicked when i was unable to reply her msn message for like 2 hours ? I mean, hello ? i am like in Singapore, (Think Clean and Green) where literally i need not worry about getting mugged at gun point or even knifes or even raped! aha * my dear boss and colleague Ben would have clutched their bloated tummy @ this point. But that's another story altogether. Anyway, thank you jean! *beams brightly

There is this recent one-time-a-day die die must blog thing going on between a few of us. Namely Jasper , the "chim" poem guy. Jean, the "cant-have-a-wishlist-in-her-blog girl", Minz, the strictly oneblogperdaycurrentlyinNewYork girl, and lastly ling, the who-dont-even-have-a-blog girl! And should we be late doing this, we would get msn-harassed, poked hard and kicked for it! But i still love you guys!

Anyway, I am having a "blog" block today. Absolutely NO idea what to write. Nothing interesting happens here in Singapore. I mean, there's no summer , spring , winter and autumn to write about and I'm always in this summer hoping badly there will be winter mood. *stares @ minz who is in New York @ the moment.

In order to compensate us for that, this is what she came out with.
Title: Why We Blog -
So the world can know when you barfed, a piece of green pepper from the pizza you ate earlier came out entirely whole and well, cos you can't even wait to wipe up the mess from your face before you run to the computer to blog about it.

- Disgusting, Simply disgusting -

What I Have Been Up To

1. Jigsaw Puzzles ( Walls needed!)
2. Getting back in touch with "old" friends
(Yes, especially those who reckon you are getting ancient and sagging)
3. Taking pictures of all food devoured.
4. Finishing “ The Grand"
5. Stay-at-home Xbox Games! (Trying to compete Jade Empire! Still. )
6. Harry’s Bar Outing with Nan Chiau-ns
7. Cooking from scratch (Minz gonna teach me Hungarian recipes)
8. Thinking the glass is half-full (with Milk!)
9. Not going out if I don't feel like it ( I'm a lazy bum! A LAZY BUM! GEDDIT?)
10.Drinking good coffee
11.Teaching my hamster to "fetch" (because I secretly wish he was a dog)
12.Watching "Korean Soap Operas" and being thankful for my boring life
13.Calling my friends. Not just when I'm sad. (Will get to that soon, i hope)
14.Wearing my fuzzy slippers in public (Hoping my frens would have noticed)

To Ling, With Love

Ms Oon, ( my rival of surnames.)

I had thought that i had an unique enough surname until U came along with your Ms. Oon.
Wahaha....*grumbles

U were like, the moon. Brightest in the horizon of er...30 stars. Ahaha. Simply too far for me to reach out to. I always looked upon u, as the Little Ms. Perfect (Unlike Jean's Ms. Prefect). Shucks, i feel as if i am writing a love poem. The things about the moon and stars. haha. Look, I AM NO LESBIAN, alright ?!~ anyway, it took me some time to chat to you. But i think for another reason. Tat is, to COPY your english comprehension homework! * gosh, i sure hope Mr. Lee Erkie is not gonna read this! But, to my surprise you just told me to pass it along after i am done with urs! haha. This, left a well enough impression! *Beams.

And we became friends.

Honestly, can any of u recall how did we actually became a group? I simply have no recollection of anything AT ALL! * am i getting old ? Oh no, i am getting old!!! * Looks around anxiously.

And the story continues.

U have like perfect scores for everything! read EVERYTHING!
Being a close fren of yours, made me feel inferior. Like, i didnt deserve to be a fren of yours. Someone you should be ashamed of. But, these were all foolish thoughts of mine. YOU, i hope didnt look down on my grades or anything. Hee, love u for this!

The things we did together. Went Macdonald after school. Had cheerleading practices. And all the tiny little things which made the four of us closer den ever. Although there was a period where i did not meet up with you guys, but the friendship is all in the heart.

Note: This blog is subjected to changes esp when the witch upsets or irritates me.
To ling: Be nicer yah ?? *cackles

Elsie, the old Prude

A lot of you had recently enquired about the word " Prude" which has appeared in my MSN nickname. Class, i shall and will say this ONE LAST TIME! A prude is a woman who gets squirmish at the mention of the S**. And that would definitely be me.

I honestly have no problem with this subject. Nor would i mind talking about it, with the exception that there has to be no drunk, loud and s**-craved human beings around. I sincerely and honestly believe this to be a private and sensitive subject which i would try to avoid as much as possible.

I cannot understand on you can talk about this as if we were casually chit-chatting about the weather over hot chocolate or which market sells the cheapest vegetables on the top of your lungs while where we were was a posh and quiet restaurant no less.

Of All Things Furry

Note: The Above heading is kindly contributed by Ms. Minz, Ho.

Anyone who knows me, even mere acquaintances knows my passion and un-found love towards Dogs! I, myself honestly have no idea why i am so attached to these furry beautiful creatures. Perhaps it might be due to the fact that i am a "Bitch" myself *Nick with courtesy from my group of snobby gal pals + a male, being born in the year of Dog.

Or i was a dog in my previous life! *Hmm, possiblilty might be that i was indeed a loyal dog to my owner. Attaining good karma, i became a human this life.

Whatever it might have been, i am fascinated with these magnificent pets, especially Golden Retrievers.

My first encounter with a Golden Retriever was during Sec 2. I was doing project at Ms. Njoo Soen May's Pent House *I shall come the interior of this rich woman's abode when i am free. This woman, has a total of 7 dogs in her pent house. * Can anyone sense my immense jealousy towards her? Right, we were doing our science project and there was a sort of conflict on font size. Yes, font size indeed. Sigh, the things we quarrel then.

Being the very spoilt brat she is, she shouted @ me. I was of course, deeply hurt. But was still unable to return home to heal my bruised ego. Anyway, the scene was i went to her garden*yes, she had a massive garden with a small bridge and fountain to complete with. Let's not mention the 7 dogs! I went to sit on the steps of the bridge looking down @ Orchard Road. Of course she stays in the prime district lar. and sat down on the steps near the bridge. (Enters the very beautiful and well groomed Sam) He laid himself promptly by my side and stared at me with his expressive eyes as if encouraging me to pat him. At that very moment, it felt as if he understood my feelings and was telling me to feel free and pour my woes to him. Which i did. It did feel much better after that.

Which, i do hope that Mr. Stoke would be kind enough to drop one to me.
Because, my mummy dearest would not approve in buying any.

P.S: Danny did often ponder on the fact whether was it due to the fact that he owned retrievers to be the reason we are together. * Chortles

Tomorrow ! When is Tomorrow ?

Has been in closer contact with my Nan Chiaun classmates these weeks. Thanks mainly to MSN! how could we be able to talk to Ms. Minz w/o it ? * still gloating over that certain incident

Since we graduated in Year 2000, we had not met up except for unhappy occasions. Only when someone leaves Singapore for studies *muttie, ria, raymond, alberdie, gunawan and Minz, the odd one out who is a Singaporean. ( TO ALL, I MISS U GUYS DEARLY!!) Or when someone pass away. Yep, it is depressing. All our life, we had always joked about who would get married first or have the most babies. But never once, would we expect any of our hyena luffing , comically engaging classmate, Simon to pass away, lest by cancer. He was so young, so vibrant and there is simply so much he had yet experienced.

He was one of the "ah beng's" in my Erkie's class! Of course, i would believe them as the classier ones. Hair always perfectly in place. Bigger then should be pants. And walks around in a kind of swagger. And always late! Although he was the one who stayed right next to the school! * Simon ah, you really stay in Far East* Mr. Lee would always chide him for that. The one and only to get whacked on the head when he naps during english class. But the one who always manage to get good grades. Although we were not close, but I'm sure we all share the same connection for Class 4EB/2000 @ the foot of Mount Kim Yam.

Always proud of 4EB, Lee Erkie's angels!

Nevertheless, this should become a BIG wake up call for all of us.

Never to wait till tomorrow. Because tomorrow, never comes.

Office Politics!

Coming to office has become a chore these days.

It used to be really fun. Waking up, and waiting for Mr. B to come fetch me to start a brand new day in office. Although it was just the three of us and we had to do everything ourselves. It was really tiring, and mentally exhausting but yet still exhilarating. We three see each other more often then we meet our boyfriend and girlfriends. We had to do overtime almost everyday.

To me our relationship , was so brotherly and close. Not just as colleagues or boss.

They always would watch out the traffic to me. *right, I'm a twittering bird who cares nuts bout incoming traffic.

Made sure I was never hungry *yep, still having 2 hours hunger pangs

And they simply love teasing me. Something I never experience from growing up in an all sisters family.

But, since last week things their relationship has taken a nose-dived.

Of course, they still act normally. Joke around and talk nonsense. * Not as much as it used to.

Still acknowledge each other as "Lao Da". But it is obvious the relationship has been strained.

I hate it when they have disputes. Its no longer a friendly debate.

I hate the fact that we are no longer going to lunch all together, in a group. *But this might be them being buzy

I hate it with each word they utter, comes with a tinge of sarcasm.

I hate coming to office and feel as if I'm treading in a mine field.

I hate to be in the middle.

To Jean, with Love

Right. This very post, is especially dedicated to One of my closest gal pals in seconday school. * the other two will come later *

- Have Faith in What you do, & you will make it through -

To Dearest Jean, - Mock Anger-

Thank you Thank you , for describing me as the "Myna". *What kind of bird is tat anyway ? Sometimes, i really do wish i could become one. And fly off. Destination Unknown. Wouldn't that simply be splendid ? Soaring up and away! *looks out the imaginary window wistfully and pretends to look at eagles soar

You're such A SLUT! haha... i do simply enjoy calling you this! A kind of sick satisfaction of mine. *twisted smile. I honestly have no idea where to start!
But i'm sure glad it has not ENDed........ till today.

I vaugley probably remember U as the little Miss Prefect who cares too much for everyone. Which, at one point i thought was foolish . No one seemed to appreciate it. Instead, they took it for granted. * reminded of a certain incident which some one got slapped. To others, maybe even to me then, you were a teachers' pet, bossy and loud and a BIG FLIRT! haha. You had more boyfriend then us. *we didnt have even one then. and you always seem to be debating or arguing with someone. And will walk around the school swinging the long hair of yours. *sense jealously ? i couldnt have long hair then.

We weren't close then, in Sec Three. Barely acknowlegding each others' exsistence.
But starting in Sec Four, I cant even recall when, and what happened.The four of us started hanging out together. (U, Min,Ting Yu & Me!) We had Macdonalds, Note-Passings & tons of rehearsals together. But, as fast as it started, TingYu left our group aruptly with the addition of Ling.

Till today, i still am clueless about what had happened?

Talking to you more, i realized what i had thought earlier was simply unfair. Armed with a huge sense of righteousness and faithful loyalty, you would never allow anyone to say anything about people you care for. Thus, the debates and argues. You are very stubborn to your ideas but will accept critism if you think its logical.

*Slaps forehead. Hey I've tried. But i honestly cant think of anything tat bad to write lar. But just a note:You, are Losing your SLUT title fast! *chortles
Minz, will think of urs tomolo.

* Please note: This post may be edited when the Bitch remembers something she might just wanna add! thank you for your kind understanding

My Weight Loss Resolution!

I had never, in my secondary school life thought that one day i would worry about something called "weight". I had always been "stick-thin" and my legs were my only assets.

But now... i'm actually wondering should i go for slimming solutions ? haha...all thanks to the consistent reminders i get from my mumsy dearest every single day!

I had tried to put my mind to jogging at least 15mins a day. *tat failed. I didnt even tried once.

I tried walking home fast every day from work. It worked for like 3 weeks until i got bored of it.

I tried walking up and down the stairs but its not much help. I stay only on the 5th floor! and how many times a day, do i actually go down?

I tried not eating after four. This, is a mission impossible for those who know me. Even mere aqquaintances. But of course, by 5 i was munching at tidbits.
I feel like a failure. I cant put my heart to something, yet i fret around it.
Shucks.

* What to do... What to do....

I Am A Freaking Dumbass....

Boy oh Boy... am i sooooo glad that this week is coming to an end ! *dance around in wild circles

it has been absolutely one of the worse week i had since i joined my company 5 years ago!
was actually so tempted to quit that i even had few of my pals keeping a lookout for me!
All i did was one silly mistake and it has been mine fields around here. Every step and every look i get, it tensed me up even further. I became extra worried in everything i do and in the end, it took a toll on me and everything became worse!

Luckily for me, i had 2 very very good fren with me! (one is my bf and the other one, my big bro-figure! They really encourage and talked to me. it meant alot! Everything.
so THANK YOU, BEN AND DANNY! - if you ever venture into this blog!
Oh, of course, i could not forget the remedy! An one hour massage at FIL! *free commercial! It really did wonders. I slept like a baby while the nice lady give me a nice full body massage. * and after that, i had the biggest burger i ever had from Carl's Burger.

So, here i am praying feverently that everything will turn out better next week!
HAPPY WEEKEND! * gonna stay @ home and sleep all day & ... nite