Happy Birthday Ben Neo... oh.. and boss too

Yup! its mr. Agent Ben Bong's birthday today! I got him a tissue holder of a girl in her er... "orgasm" (right.. very un-prude i know!) but... its very him leh. hahahaha.... him and his nonsense

Anyway... Ben was really sincere and happy about recieving our present. U can feel it. On the other hand... my dear boss (i dun even know why we went to get him one in the first place) DIDNT EVEN BOTHERED OPENING UP HIS...LEAVING THE PRESSIE SIT @ THE SAME POSITION UNOPENED for 3 days now. Thanks leh...

Anyway.. ben wrote this for daniel (secretly lar)

Agent Ben Bong 007.5 "the hokkien spy" - Saturday strike 4D... please... says:
dear devil, please bless my boss with unlimited bad breath, a girlfriend that only wants to use his money and no love, a mum that dont care, no success in his everything inculding sex and please devil let him stay by your side when his time here is up IN HELL!!!!!!!!

EVIL! But i Like.... HAHAHAHAHA

Creep Alert

Right... Chinnie here has recently been "harrassed" by not one by three creeps / perverts / jerks /sickos. (what ever you call them)

It started with this so called "customer" from my office who claimed to be dazzled by my beauty (thus love at first sight). Just for ur info, i was wearing mickey mouse tee (hey, its the in thing now k?) and very lok kok jeans. Haha Natural Beauty of mine ?? **sputters. Got chocked by my own fur ball.

Anyway, he somehow got my mobile number and started to SMS me tat he was in love (or rather lust in my opinion) and insisted that i go out with him (is he insane?). Which, i gently rejected for countless of time. Lia and I started Labelling him as Pest. So one day, Pest smsed me and as i was so buzy i didnt reply him. He then started smsing me that i was a "bitch who needs to be taught a lesson and stuff" rather crude stuff that danny started replying his smses scolding him back. And so... my nusiance call starts.

So Pest later on evolved to Creep A - Calls using private numbers. I would wish that i could ignore private numbers but becoz my daddy is always overseas. I cant differentiate.
A normal conversation would be like this:
Chin : " Hello?"
Creep A: "Hello..." (shaky voice)
Chin : "Yes?"
Creep A: I want you to...... (too crude for the prude's ears)
Chin : **Slams Phone

Den, since last week... Creep B starts calling. He used his HOME number and calls at 3am!
I only picked up once. Since then, i silent my phone before i sleep.

Chin : "Hello?" (groggy)
Creep B: "Jun...... Jun....." (in those ghostly voice)
Chin : **Slams Phone

At first, i thot tat one of my frens was making fun of me but they would know better to sms me after that telling me it was a joke and i was small gas.

Since this morning at 7AM, Creep C joined in the fun. He smses me...

Creep C : "You have been M******** since so long.. such a horny bitch"
Must they destroy my morning with messages like this?
Danny : " Please stop all the nonsense"
Creep C: (he still replied somemore) "Huh? did i sms you?"
Danny: "Yes, a disgusting one somemore. You will be in trouble if a girl sees this!"
Creep C: "You mean u r a guy?"

Arse leh.. he's so dumb somemore. Doesnt it meant he DID sms me?

Anyway... i decided if i were to recieve some of these again. I would make a police report with the two numbers i have!

Please let them stop!!!!

Continuation..... cant upload pics in the previous post. So here it is!!!!!!!!

Girls Nite out at Traders? nono... forgot the hotel name again! Mauhahahah

had a wonderful/exhausting friday as usual.

Went Kiliney Road there for spagetthi. It wasnt all that bad except that i was worried half the time about staining my white blouse!!! (which i didnt stain) and we had Durian Chee Cong Fun.
Talk about yucks. But.... amazingly (yes jean, against my judgement) it was really nice. Just like eating durian. hahahaha...

Steph, savoring the wondrous taste of the... Durian Chee Chong Fun!! (its the name lar)

And den, we walked from Kiliney to that hotel @ river valley. Which means, we would be able to cut through ol' mount kim yam ,which, has become a PARKING LOT for Ju Si Ling (the outrageously wealthy temple) Its kinda sad when u realized your beloved school, the place where you had spent more then 10 years of your life. Set in a lush enviroment at a prime location (RIVER VALLEY LEH!) with condos and antique shophouses BECOMING A BLEEDY PARKING LOT ?????

Oh, i was saying... as we walked pass old Nan Chiau High. I noticed the HAll lights switched ON!yellow lights somemore. FREAKY i tell ya. And two classroom light were on as well. Me and Ling started freaking ourselves out! How could we NOT ? we are walking along this stretch of dark, empty road, 4 helpless girls. 2 in heels ! haha.. and we dashed (well almost) our way out..

So... we finally reached our destination @ .......... (forgot lar ok ?)

It wasnt bad. No live band but there was this singer (a girl) and she was very li hai! she could SMS and sing some italian song @ the same time! (BEat TAT!) hahahaha...

Anyway, she sang our " Fly Me To the Moon".... fantastic **hoots and cheers!

And so... our main topic comes down to our Chocolate Fondue!!! *drum rolls
but it was rather too sweet for my tooth. It became **ugh...
But all together, it wasnt expensive. In fact cheaper den some normal places like haagen diaz.
And there were far more choices.

Note: Now that my tag board is back! i cant upload pictures! Tried them 10 bloody times! will try to upload asap!

A Normal Day @ Work

With bossy not in town and everything, i decided to blog down my normal day of work.
Just at the right moment, Ben gave a little bit of Whoop and told us that he FINALLY FOUND IT. He then made danny print the whole lot out and started this mission with the binding business.

Lia teaching Ben how to work the machine.

Ben trying to explain to Lia the marvelous content in tat book.
She was skepical and he declared " It's my life"

Trying out the machine himself, while informing me that "they teach exercise" its a good, healthy book alright?

Feel excited that his book is finally ready! "Fabulous"
and BEHOLD!


Yup... this is a very normal day at work.

Note: Chin had wondered on the looks of the authors themselves. If they were THAT good... wouldnt they have no time in their hands to write books ??

Curious Curious.